Nigerians in heaven

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said,"I have to talk to you, I haveNigerians up here inHeaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the PearlyGates, my hornis missing, maggi sauce is all over their robes, goat meat, and cow feet.Ox tail, and chicken bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk arewalking around with one wing.They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heavenclean. There are Bananapeels and Orange seeds all over the clouds.Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing uptheir hair ,The Lord said, "I made them special, as Idid you, my angel. Heaven ishome to all my children.If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on."The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do foryou?"The Lord replied , "Tell me what kind of problems you are having downthere."The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said,"Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe, holdon, Lord".This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now.These Nigerians have put the fire out,and are trying to install air conditioning!"